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• The Perfect Son Joke.Friend A: .......... I have the perfect son.
  Friend B: Does he smoke?
  Friend A: .......... No, he doesn't.
  Friend B: Does he drink whiskey?
  Friend A: .......... No, he doesn't.
  Friend B: Does he ever come home late?
  Friend A: .......... No, he doesn't.
  Friend B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
  Friend A: .......... He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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• AMAZING PAIN :)
  
  
  A man goes to a Pain Clinic says "Doctor, wherever I touch.... anything ! it Hurts"....
  DOCTOR: .... What do you mean?
  PATIENT: ....When I touch my Shoulder, it really hurts, If I touch my knee - OUCH!, When I touch my forehead, it really really hurts ! ?
  DOCTOR SAYS: "I know :) ...... you have broken your finger !
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• AMARICAN & LANGUAGE JOKE:
  If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many
  
  languages is multilingual,
  then what do you call someone who speaks one language?..... An American.
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• My friend calls me up and asks “Hey are you free tonight?”
  And I say of course, I’m American.
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• Jokes about nations - Scottish
  
  
  The Scottish army looks
  even more threatening
  when
  marching against
  a strong wind
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• AMERICAN FRIENDS:
  Three guys, stranded on a desert island, realize a slide projector containing a jinnee, UN agency grants them each would like. the primary guy needs he was off the island and back home. The second guy needs an equivalent. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I would like my friends were back here."
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• FLIGHT & PILOT JOKES: On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
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• Un paciente entra en la consulta del médico.
  
  
  A patient enters the doctor's office.
  Doctor: - ¿Qué es lo que le ha traído por aquí?
  Doctor: "What is it that's brought you here?"
  Paciente - Una ambulancia, ¿por qué?
  Patient: "An ambulance. Why?"
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